#GuestPost: You Know You’re A Writer When…

…You’re on the suspect lists of law enforcement and intelligence agencies across the world due to your Google search history.
Putting your feet up and staring out of the window are considered work…

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#SexTalk: Going Down Memory Lane…

…Men who love women get to know you over food or a few “relevant dates”, and they apply what they have learned about you there in the bedroom. Rule of thumb: If a man doesn’t get to know you above the collarbone, it is unlikely he is going to…

#LipglossmaffiaGuide To Rejecting Advances From Weird Dudes

…So when you reject that miscreant in front of you, remember you are on show for the rest of the room and think about it this way: if a guy you really liked was…

The Secret to Multiple Orgasms…

If you’re in a relationship, it’s a great way to mix things up — and keep you coming back for more. As Streicher noted, the more sex you have, the more sex you’ll want to have.

Friend With Benefits Needed, Please Apply Here…

he problem I have with the universal definition of FWB is this; it’s the 21st century. Sex isn’t a benefit anymore. A girl who sleeps with a guy for free quality weed has a better deal than what these FWBs are getting. And with the expert mechanical minds of sex toy engineers, the sex you are getting with that dude is just shite, honey.

My 2014: Creative Insanity, Love, Tequila flavoured beer & Multiple O’s…

Have you every had tequila flavoured beer, it’s the second best feeling in the world, the first is multiple orgasms. And I enjoyed the…

#LipglossmaffiaGuide To Becoming A More Awesome Person…

Have you ever asked yourself; would you be friends with you if you really knew you? Would you date/marry you? Would you employ yourself? Think about it though. Don’t lie to yourself, that’s the worst. Do you even trust you?

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I hope your holiday is filled with plenty of warmth, love, cheer, and happiness. Merry Christmas to you and yours. X